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The Lagos State Police Command has arrested and paraded street pop star, Adekunle Temitope, popularly known as Small Doctor, for unlawful possession of firearms and for allegedly threatening to shoot a police officer.  Edgal Imohimi, Lagos State Commissioner of Police confirmed his arrest moments ago while parading the musician along with three other persons. Small Doctor was arrested on allegations that he threatened a Police officer who was on traffic duty along Oshodi, Lagos.  “It was alleged that some unknown men, four of them, in an unregistered green SUV had brought out a gun and threatened a policeman that if he does not leave the road, they will shoot him. Believing that they were armed robbers, I sent out my men and fortunately, with the DPO in charge of Shogunle division, they were able to intercept them and the men were arrested and were brought down to the headquarters for interrogation. It was then discovered that one of them is the same Adekunle Temitope, a.k

Real Madrid midfielder Luka Modric was awarded the 2018 Ballon d'Or on Monday, becoming the first player not named Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo to earn the honor since 2007.  Modric, 33, beat out Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann, respectively, for the illustrious prize. Both Ronaldo and Messi had won it five times apiece over a 10-year run, and all three men were named to France Football's 30-player shortlist in October. Messi's fifth-place finish is his worst since 2006 and it comes despite leading Barcelona to La Liga and Copa del Rey titles. The midfielder adds the award to his list of others accolades received this year, including UEFA Best Player, FIFA Best Men's Player and the Golden Ball at the World Cup. Modric helped Real Madrid win its third straight Champions League title earlier this year before taking Croatia to its first World Cup appearance. Croatia's captain scored two goals, had one assist and led the tournament in minutes played and mile

A woman has confessed she has sex with elves, revealing they have “glittery” sperm and are “very flexible”. Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdottir, who said she was an elf sex expert and has even written a  book called Please YoursELF, boasted she had “loads of orgasms” while enjoying love-making with elves. “Sex with humans is boring,” the Icelandic artist told a video interview with Vice. “Elves sort of know what you want in bed. They don’t need to ask what you want, they can read your mind and maybe even know better of what you want than you do which is very incredible.” She was full of praise for elves’ nimble bodies. “They are very flexible so can use potions which would not be possible as human beings,” Hallgerdur recounted. Showing a book of elf sex positions, she said: “This is a picture of one of the crazy positions that an elf can do.” In it the elf is bent over backwards, his head facing skywards.Of another, she said: “He’s standing up and she’s sort of up with her feet o

A-27 year old student of the University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) simply identified as Adigun Olawale Emmanuel has reportedly committed suicide. The late Olawale was said to have failed in his final year project last session and was made to repeat the current one before his death. The deceased, from the Faculty of Agriculture, was believed to have died after he drank a pesticide, Sniper. It was gathered that he had a grade of Second Class Upper Division but that with the failed project he would necessarily have to drop to Second Class Lower Division. In a social media note left behind, the deceased indicated that he had been accused of ‘copy and paste’, in research his works. Some neighbours claimed the deceased had been subject to depression since he failed to make the last graduation list of the institution. The incident happened on Thursday night at Oke-Odo, a student-populated area in Ilorin, Kwara state, but the corpse was only discovered on Saturday after neighbours not